The Good News: There wasn't a single ant in the dishwasher this morning.
The Bad News: But when I looked up (coz the first thing I did was check the dishwasher), my little friends were all over the counter! I killed about 25 of them (all I could see), but I obviously need reinforcements. I'll go to the hardware store today for some chemicals (all you 'green friends' -- sorry, but bugs don't belong in the house unless they pay rent!).
Then I found one little 'scout' in the UPSTAIRS bathroom! Ugh... He's no longer able to report back. I hope his friends don't come looking for him!